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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 20:15:27 GMT -8
You have fallen on hard times recently. You moved to Cincinnati to try to turn your luck around, but three years later, you're still working at a fast food restaurant.
Where are you working?
Is it A: The Better Cafe, B: The People's Republic of McDonald's, Or C: Tumortown?
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 30, 2016 20:26:20 GMT -8
A. The People's Public of McDonald's pretty much took over the food industry, but [you're] all for revolution.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 20:31:20 GMT -8
(No, you're the character. You're "I" or "me".)
At the Better Cafe, you find yourself frequently coming into conflict with Isaac, your manager. Do you:
A: Ask him why he's so hostile. B: Whine about him to your coworkers. C: Ignore it and concentrate on your job.
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 30, 2016 20:36:33 GMT -8
(Thanks. I was wondering which to use.)
C, but the anger is slowly building up inside, like a volcano that someone left the cap on.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 21:00:37 GMT -8
One day, as you are clearing tables, you see a cat in the kitchen. It is white with a gray blotch on its head, like an inkblot. Do you:
A: Shoo it away B: Stab it with a knife C: Give it food and pet it
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 30, 2016 21:02:45 GMT -8
First I try A, but when that doesn't work I go with B.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 21:14:38 GMT -8
The cat is all like "hey man, I've got business here" when you try to shoo it away, then runs off caterwauling when you pull out the knife. Isaac comes down yelling "what's that noise?".
Do you A: Explain what was going on B: Lie C: Faint at the realization that that cat was talking.
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 30, 2016 21:15:57 GMT -8
A. It's the cat's fault.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 21:25:09 GMT -8
Issac sputters angrily. "That's Ink, you- you- gah!" He grabs the cat and takes him up to his office. Do you:
A: Listen at the door B: Go back to work C: Go home early
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 30, 2016 21:27:31 GMT -8
I follow him to the office and A. Inside I can hear him say, "Look, Iglylphblyicuslc, next time take on a better disguise. We have an insane war veteran working here, so..."
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 21:36:40 GMT -8
Which makes no sense, until you realize you still have your ear buds in and are listening to Insane War Vet by The Kittens. You take them out and can't hear what they're saying, but you quite clearly hear a few words: "Cocopuff... Hooting Owls... Bathroom... Nymphomaniac... Cincinatti Beach at 4:00 Saturday."
Do you: A: Check the bathrooms at the restaurant to find clues to what they were talking about B: Go to Cincinnati Beach at 4 on Saturday C: Keep listening
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 30, 2016 21:41:22 GMT -8
C, and cock my pistol as well.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 21:43:19 GMT -8
The security guard comes up and says "Hey, no guns in here!"
Do you: A: Shoot him B: Shoot yourself C: Put the gun away
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 30, 2016 21:46:52 GMT -8
A, which admittedly isn't the smartest thing to do since he's 7 feet tall and ends up falling on me.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 30, 2016 21:53:55 GMT -8
Actually, the biggest problem is the fact that he's a cyborg and the bullet does nothing. So he grabs you in a choke hold and drags you into Isaac's office.
"Isaac, I found this guy listening outside your door with- INK! Does this mean...?"
"Actually, I'm just here to deliver a message. The barrier will be open for about an hour tomorrow. We could really use your help in there."
"What is going on in there, anyway?"
As Isaac, Ink, and the bodyguard talk, you find a tranquilizer dart in your pocket because reasons. What do you do with it?
A: Nothing yet B: Tranquillize your captor C: Tranquilize the cat D: Tranquilize Isaac
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