Post by Toz76 on Sept 29, 2016 20:53:48 GMT -8
1400s: Divergence occurs. A large asteroid enters orbit around Earth, giving scientists critical insights on scientific information they wouldn't have gained for hundreds of years.
1917: The Great War culminates in a devastating nuclear strike on America. Everything east of Cincinnati, Ohio is sunk below the ocean forever.
1918: The Mysterious "Order of the Candied Apple" finds Food, a boy mutated by nuclear fallout, and sends him back in time.
C. 2000 BCE: Food becomes the ancestor of the Food Families.
C. 1200 CE: Slops and Grub build Slops Mansion in a cave about 30 miles east of modern-day Cincinnati.
C. 1400: Gruel and "Auntie" Cocopuff duel for ownership of the Mansion. Gruel comes out on top.
C. 1750: Devilled Egg has an affair with one "Captain Ahab", Captain Crunch born.
C. 1820: Gruel and Captain Crunch marry.
C. 1900: A timewarp created by an unknown Noodle Family member causes various dinosaur species to appear around the continental US.
1917: When the US gets nuked, Slops Mansion is exposed to the ocean. The Dieties build a defense against the ocean.
1920: Atlantis founded around Slops Mansion.
1945: Cereal Summer Home, Cereal Motorhome, and Cereal Hotel founded.
1969: Cocopuff born.
1970: Frosted Flakes born.
1971: Lucky Charms born.
1972: Apollo 23 lands on Beatrice, the second moon of Earth. Radio contact is instantly lost.
1973: Mini Wheats born.
1974: Life born.
1976: Cocopuff goes insane.
1991: Lucky Charms marries Honey Bunches Of Oats.
1992: Frosted Flakes marries Quaker Oats.
1994: Koshi born.
1995: Kellogg born.
1996: Mini Wheats is disinherited after becoming "Shady Guy".
1997: Cornflakes born.
1998: Cinnamon Toast Crunch "CTC" born. Trix born later that year.
1999: Raisin Bran born.
2000: Life adopts Froot Loops.
2001: Cheerio born.
2002: Oatmeal born. Cocopuff kidnaps her and takes her to 1776.
2003: Rice Krispies born. He disappears soon after.
2004: Cornflakes dissapears after a vampire bite.
2006: Gruel's will leaves Slops Mansion to Cocopuff, the hotel to Frosted Flakes, the Summer House to Lucky Charms, and the motor home to Life.
2007: The Kittens founded.
2008: Snevilling Potion and Columbia Powder banned in America.
2009: Devilled Egg returns from a voyage with a daughter, Devilled Egg Junior.
2010: Gruel and Captain Crunch disappear. In their absense, Cocopuff takes control of the entire Cereal Family wealth, depriving his siblings of it. This kicks off an intense family fued.
2013:
MAY: A mysterious woman enters Cocopuff Summer House to retrieve the "kittycard".
JUNE: Koshi and Egg marry.
JULY: Arnold the Unusual planted.
SEPTEMBER: Protien born.
NOVEMBER: A mysterious man rescues Oatmeal from 1776.
2014:
FEBRUARY: Devilled Egg teams up with the Fat Tapir and Outrageous Okapi, but is defeated.
MARCH: Oz portal moved to Arnold's branches.
APRIL: Snevilled Egg found, Devilled Egg flattened.
JUNE: Steve runs away.
JULY: The Mysterious Man is revealed to be Rice Krispies.
DECEMBER: Applejacks born, Koshi and Egg divorce, Arnold the Unusual enters dormancy.
2015:
JANUARY: Auntie Cocopuff returns, but is killed. Gruel's siblings declare a ceasefire to deal with Auntie Cocopuff's siblings.
FEBRUARY: Kroger, Cocopuff's mysterious son, appears.
JUNE: Hoppingfrogs and Hootingowls ally, declare war on humanity. Atlantis sealed off. No word of Cocopuff has been heard since... until now...
1917: The Great War culminates in a devastating nuclear strike on America. Everything east of Cincinnati, Ohio is sunk below the ocean forever.
1918: The Mysterious "Order of the Candied Apple" finds Food, a boy mutated by nuclear fallout, and sends him back in time.
C. 2000 BCE: Food becomes the ancestor of the Food Families.
C. 1200 CE: Slops and Grub build Slops Mansion in a cave about 30 miles east of modern-day Cincinnati.
C. 1400: Gruel and "Auntie" Cocopuff duel for ownership of the Mansion. Gruel comes out on top.
C. 1750: Devilled Egg has an affair with one "Captain Ahab", Captain Crunch born.
C. 1820: Gruel and Captain Crunch marry.
C. 1900: A timewarp created by an unknown Noodle Family member causes various dinosaur species to appear around the continental US.
1917: When the US gets nuked, Slops Mansion is exposed to the ocean. The Dieties build a defense against the ocean.
1920: Atlantis founded around Slops Mansion.
1945: Cereal Summer Home, Cereal Motorhome, and Cereal Hotel founded.
1969: Cocopuff born.
1970: Frosted Flakes born.
1971: Lucky Charms born.
1972: Apollo 23 lands on Beatrice, the second moon of Earth. Radio contact is instantly lost.
1973: Mini Wheats born.
1974: Life born.
1976: Cocopuff goes insane.
1991: Lucky Charms marries Honey Bunches Of Oats.
1992: Frosted Flakes marries Quaker Oats.
1994: Koshi born.
1995: Kellogg born.
1996: Mini Wheats is disinherited after becoming "Shady Guy".
1997: Cornflakes born.
1998: Cinnamon Toast Crunch "CTC" born. Trix born later that year.
1999: Raisin Bran born.
2000: Life adopts Froot Loops.
2001: Cheerio born.
2002: Oatmeal born. Cocopuff kidnaps her and takes her to 1776.
2003: Rice Krispies born. He disappears soon after.
2004: Cornflakes dissapears after a vampire bite.
2006: Gruel's will leaves Slops Mansion to Cocopuff, the hotel to Frosted Flakes, the Summer House to Lucky Charms, and the motor home to Life.
2007: The Kittens founded.
2008: Snevilling Potion and Columbia Powder banned in America.
2009: Devilled Egg returns from a voyage with a daughter, Devilled Egg Junior.
2010: Gruel and Captain Crunch disappear. In their absense, Cocopuff takes control of the entire Cereal Family wealth, depriving his siblings of it. This kicks off an intense family fued.
2013:
MAY: A mysterious woman enters Cocopuff Summer House to retrieve the "kittycard".
JUNE: Koshi and Egg marry.
JULY: Arnold the Unusual planted.
SEPTEMBER: Protien born.
NOVEMBER: A mysterious man rescues Oatmeal from 1776.
2014:
FEBRUARY: Devilled Egg teams up with the Fat Tapir and Outrageous Okapi, but is defeated.
MARCH: Oz portal moved to Arnold's branches.
APRIL: Snevilled Egg found, Devilled Egg flattened.
JUNE: Steve runs away.
JULY: The Mysterious Man is revealed to be Rice Krispies.
DECEMBER: Applejacks born, Koshi and Egg divorce, Arnold the Unusual enters dormancy.
2015:
JANUARY: Auntie Cocopuff returns, but is killed. Gruel's siblings declare a ceasefire to deal with Auntie Cocopuff's siblings.
FEBRUARY: Kroger, Cocopuff's mysterious son, appears.
JUNE: Hoppingfrogs and Hootingowls ally, declare war on humanity. Atlantis sealed off. No word of Cocopuff has been heard since... until now...